theres this cat i know. her name is princess. shes gross. she eats her own flesh. its quite creepy. she has a pink collar and shes kinda balding. i think its cause her mom doesnt feed her, and when she does, she feeds her dog food. im not talkin shit about her mother, but rather how weird princess is. to understand a cat like this, lets go into her daily routine. she starts her day off in the bathroom. she lays in the tub and chews on her skin all day. when shes bored with that she sips water from the bathtub. if thats not cold or fresh enough she sticks her whole head into the toliet for a fresh drink. shes great. she eats puppy food sometimes and then goes right back to her canabalistic ways. shes cool though. she sleeps on me. shes my best friend. even though she is black.
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