11.30.2006

A Sad Story.

she was just a little baby, only three months old.
she was growin up alone, in a world so cold.
her lifes a sad story, but it must be told.
she was just a piece of clay formed from a precious mold.

abandoned by her mom, and her dad was in jail.
the odds were stacked against her, she was destined to fail.

she had no family, and she didnt have a friend.
she had no support, not a soul could lend.

in a life of sorrow, in a life of sin.
shed keep on knocking, but noone let her in.

she grew up doing things that only she knew how.
as in life, she kept on growing and shes older now.

she began selling weed, she began selling coke.
couldnt do it alone, so she began to smoke.

she sold her body. . to anyone that would buy.
and everyday she woke up just wanting to die.

hook
it got worse. her best friends in a hearse.
she became worried. she thought that shed go first.

and one day, as shes walkin the street,
she turns around to look cause she feels that heat.

she looks over her shoulder, and look who it is.
someone she didnt wanna see cause its the pigs.

they arrested her, lets make a long story short.
soliciting and selling, so she went to court.

a condition of release set by the counties clerk:
she had to get a test cause of her line of work.

a whole set of tests, lookin for stds.
when the news came back, she could barely believe.
she was told that she had a very bad disease.
and to her dismay, what she had was hiv.

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so this is life, you know ive said it before,
a girl with nothing, turns into a whore.

it happens every day, nothing we can do.
although i made this up, it could very well come true.

its a sad story, for a sad life,
and after she heard the news she picked up a knife.

cut into her veins, and felt that last bit of pain.
and when they found her, her whole life was a stain.

went all through life, not knowing what love is,
and it just so happens, it can end like this.

11.21.2006

Life.

yo this is life. . leave it or take it,
some people live forever and some people dont make it.
will you be true to yourself? or will you forsake it?
will you be your own person? or will you just fake it?

a lot of shits happened to me, im not proud.
im followed everywhere that i go by this cloud.
i aint afraid to die, and ill make this my vow.
ill do the best i can and ill make it somehow.

i know that shit happens, for a certain reason.
and life events can flip just like the changing of a season.
i will not take it lightly, and i will not be beaten.
ill take it as it comes, cause im not the devils cretin.

hook
chorus 2x
why do people die? why do people go?
i look up in the sky, i know theres more to know.
will i go to see god? or will i go to hell?
is this all a facade? time will only tell.

cause when i was little, i didnt have a care.
but now im grown, i have no home, and now im only there.
im stuck in the middle, and i know its not fair,
so ill reap what ive sown, when im caught in deaths stare.

people wanna act hard, always puttin up their guard.
people wanna act dumb, but theyll lose in lifes ransom.
people wanna act wack, cause theyre not hearin lifes soundtrack.
people wanna act a fool, forever stuck in this cesspool.

its time to get out. time to end all this sorrow.
when i bleed my veins out, theres no hopes for tomorrow.

if i do it on my own, if i let life take its course,
this bodys just a loan that you simply cant coerce.

we will all die, and thats a matter of fact,
and the day that you do, youre in the ground on your back.

the things that we do, and the people we are,
we must overcome, just to make it this far.
the trials we face, and the hardships we see,
we just fill up this space, cause thats how its meant to be.

chorus 2x

Mac & Cheese.

yo, guess who it is. .
its the jewsbocks yo,
comin with a new flow.

yo i flow every day and every night.
the only time i stop, is to get myself a bite.

i gotta eat it, while the beat hits, like the chair sits,
like the knife slits, like the track skips, like the bong rips.

im fo real, and i say it with a passion,
anyone who disagrees will get a face smackin.

gimme that shit, ill say thanks and please.
its so good, got to get down on my knees.

fuck smokin trees, fuck sniffin skis,
cause its all about that mac and cheese.

i want mine extra cheesy, that would just appease me.
it makes my stomach queasy, its so quick and easy.

mac and cheese is all i got, eat it right from the pot,
if i eat a lil, if i eat a lot.

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chorus
i be mixin in that milk and butter, not givin a fuck
if its straight from the fuckin cows udder.

mac and cheese is like no other,
if it was legal, mac and cheese would be my lover.

im bout to end this shit real simple and quick,
i got a date tonight. . this macs about to suck my dick.

thats my rap about cheese and macaroni,
my names Jewsy. . so now you know me. . homie.

11.12.2006

Sega Nutsack.



Coming Soon. To A Store Near You!Its Sega Nutsack!

Included Games: Cumshot, Bitchmouth, Slutface Killers, and a few other fun games. Sure to entertain your children for hours. Buy it for the low, low price today of only: $299.95!

Mother: Why, lil Johnny. . Where are you going??
Little Johnny: Im going up to my room to play with my nutsack, and give Bitchmouth a Cumshot!
Mother: Arent you proud of our boy?
Father: They grow up so fast, dont they?

11.09.2006

The Lord Talks To Becca.

Sheriffjewson: hey rebba.
rebba99: hey
Sheriffjewson: hi rebba.
rebba99: hi there
rebba99: how r u
Sheriffjewson: im well. and you rebba?
rebba99: im good
rebba99: and who is this?
Sheriffjewson: God.
Sheriffjewson: ive come to tell thou the Good News.
rebba99: um ok
rebba99: and the good news is what
Sheriffjewson: the news of the Lord. for i am the Lord.
rebba99: um good to talk to you then lord
rebba99: help me with my problems
rebba99: im looking to you for guidance
Sheriffjewson: thou shalt ask for My guidance My sweet child.
rebba99: oh my
rebba99: its always fun talking to one of you two boys
rebba99: why arent the two of you with your best friend david
Sheriffjewson: and the Good Lord said: charity suffereth long, and is kind. charity envieth not. charity vaunteth not itself.
Sheriffjewson: I shalt be back my good child.
rebba99: um but im getting off line
rebba99: sorry lord maybe we can talk another time
rebba99: or call me or something
Sheriffjewson: stay here or ye shall fear the wrath of thy Jesus Christ thou savior!
Sheriffjewson: this Lord does not know thine number.
rebba99: um but for how long will i be waiting
Sheriffjewson: five minutes. the Lord needs to answer prayers.
rebba99: um no the lord needs a cig
Sheriffjewson: and He said unto becky, it is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but YE have made it a den of thieves.
Sheriffjewson: thy will be right back.
rebba99: but lord i must go
rebba99: talk to you soon
Sheriffjewson: rebba, the sweet Lord is here. confess to Me, all thine sins.
Sheriffjewson: My child? are you ill?
Sheriffjewson: PIG!

10.30.2006

Not Even Till Death Do Them Part.


Caption: Not Even Till Death Do Them Part.
david and becca have each other on a leash. theyre both so stuck up each others asses, that even after david is dead, becky will still provide everything for him. food, cigarettes, money, cellphones, etc.

10.28.2006

Wanna-Be Pimp.


 Before                                                                     After
david thinks hes tough shit. he thinks all the girls want him cause he, "looks like justin timberlake". he thinks that he can play females and get away with it. all this makes me laugh. i knew him for about 2 years before i ever even saw him talk to a woman. finally a girl i was dating at the time, tried hooking him up with her friend. they tried to fuck in her car one night (while making me sit out in the cold for about 2 hours while i was violently ill). when i finally returned to the car, i was greeted with his "girlfriend" and her attitude, and his sketchiness. she later explained that he tried to fuck her, and then broke out into tears and went mute. after this he was celebate for a while (unless you count becky). then he went at it again. one day at taco bell we were met by a group of underage girls. they talked to him which inflated his lil ego. he tried getting with about 3 of them at the same time. it didnt work. then he went after one of my ex girlfriends from years ago. i warned her about him but to no avail. it ended in due time with a restraining order. his next girlfriend he claims he loved with all his heart, but while they were going out, he tried getting with her best friend numerous times. then he moved on to a girl he met one night, and the next day they were a couple. he fucked the shit out of her for about a week or so, the whole time keeping close ties with other underage girls (who he jokingly referred to as girlfriends 1-4). after he gave this girl a miscarriage, he broke up with her. the reason for this was because he met about 4 of his girl's underage friends. the same night he broke up with her he told a new lil girl she was his. he eventually got with her, but supposedly they are done. the moral of the story: david thinks hes a pimp. . hes not. david thinks he gets pussy. . its underage. david thinks girls think hes sexy. . they feel bad for him. the only pussy david can get belongs to becca, and they are meant to be for life.  
P.S. i think david owes mat a big thank you for snuffing him in the face, breaking his glasses, and making all this underage love possible!

10.26.2006

The Way It Is.

the way it is. the way it was.
it wont change. it never does.


the things we do. the things we are.
throughout our lives. we come so far.


trials we have, hardships we face.
we overcome, we find our place.


death is certain, life is not.
our only chance, the one weve got.

10.24.2006

She Was My Love.

She Was My Love.
Apasado un año y estoy recordando, when she use to be by my side
La primera vez que nos besamos, and the first time that she was mine
Mi corazon se esta aogando, thinking of all the things we went through
Era el dia de tu cumpleaños, solo pensaba en comprarte un regalo
Pero recibi esa triste noticia, that my love had past away

Dios mio dime porque te la llevaste
She was my love, she was my everything
Daria todo por estar a su lado, and to kiss her at least once again

Dios mio dime porque te la llevaste
She was my love, she was my everything
Daria todo por estar a su lado, and to hear her voice at least
once again

Aqui estoy a tu lado, nunca me e hido yo no te eh abandonado
Te amare locamente, yo estoy contigo y lo estare para siempre
Ya me vez, tocame, siente mi cuerpo otra vez como ayer
Amame siega mente, demuestrame que tu amor es para siempre

Abri mis ojos y una lagrima broto
Al darme cuenta que fue algo que soñe

Señor porque me as dejado solo?
Aver, Aver, Aver

Dios mio dime porque te la llevaste
She was my love, she was my everything
Dari todo por estar a su lado and to kiss,love,or have her again

Siempre esperare por ti
Aqui en mi otra vida
Guardare tu amor eterno, eterno, eterno

10.23.2006

I Can Play Too.

people are funny. this blog was written by becca two days before she was arrested and sent to york on 18 new counts of forgery, larceny, and a whole bundle of other shit. . the grand total of her charges as of friday was 28. wait a few days and ill update. fuckin idiot. shell never learn. but she does it because its her "vice". something "compels" her to do it. similiar to the urge alcoholics get to drink or the need that people who self mutilate have to cut themselves. thats fuckin lame. i know how to play the game now. . point proven.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006


i might be getting my life back on track
I made up my mind about fixing my life and actually started on the path this time.  I hope that I dont make a wrong turn like I have over and over again in the past months.  I have messed up so many times, I have cut off ties with my family and old friends, lied, cheated and stolen to get what ever I wanted.  I know thats not the way any more.  I set my mind to getting a job and right now I have 4 job opportunities.  I am just gonna take the one that will pay the most with the most hours so I can save up, get a car, go back to school, and move out of my parents house.  I am not going to mess up anymore.  I know that if I try hard my parents who are great people will be there to support me along the way.  Just this morning my dad was proud of me like he has been in the past, he told me that I am a very capable young women that can do anything in the world that I want and put my mind to. † This weekend will be fun, I am going to spend time with family that I havent seen in a while. † I know they all know I am a fuck up, but it will be nice to play and run with all my little cousins like in the old days.  It is a good bye party for one of my cousins.. he is going to make something of his life.. he is leaving for the air force on Nov 1.  I am very proud to have the family I do, I know I can make up for the wrongs I have done, but it will take time.  I have the time.. I have the rest of my life to show my parents how grateful I am for giving me life!
ILLEGAL USE OF CREDIT CARDTORRINGTON - Rebecca Todhunter, 25,  70 Scott Drive, was arrested and charged with illegal use of a credit card, 12 counts of third-degree forgery, credit card theft, fraudulent use of an ATM and criminal attempt to commit illegal use of a credit card on Oct. 20 after police investigated a theft of a credit card. No court date or bond information was available on the police report.

Inmate Number: 345064
Inmate Name: TODHUNTER, REBECCA
Date of Birth: 4/5/1981
Latest Admission Date: 10/20/2006
Current Location: YORK
Status: UNSENTENCED
Bond Amount: 10200
Controlling Offense: FORGERY, THIRD DEGREE BM
Date of Sentence: Not Applicable
Maximum Sentence: 0 Year(s) 0 Month(s) 0 Day(s)
Maximum Release Date: Not Applicable
Estimated Release Date: Not Applicable
Detainer: NONE
We Miss You Becky. .Come Home Soon!!