Wanna-Be Pimp.

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david thinks hes tough shit. he thinks all the girls want him cause he, "looks like justin timberlake". he thinks that he can play females and get away with it. all this makes me laugh. i knew him for about 2 years before i ever even saw him talk to a woman. finally a girl i was dating at the time, tried hooking him up with her friend. they tried to fuck in her car one night (while making me sit out in the cold for about 2 hours while i was violently ill). when i finally returned to the car, i was greeted with his "girlfriend" and her attitude, and his sketchiness. she later explained that he tried to fuck her, and then broke out into tears and went mute. after this he was celebate for a while (unless you count becky). then he went at it again. one day at taco bell we were met by a group of underage girls. they talked to him which inflated his lil ego. he tried getting with about 3 of them at the same time. it didnt work. then he went after one of my ex girlfriends from years ago. i warned her about him but to no avail. it ended in due time with a restraining order. his next girlfriend he claims he loved with all his heart, but while they were going out, he tried getting with her best friend numerous times. then he moved on to a girl he met one night, and the next day they were a couple. he fucked the shit out of her for about a week or so, the whole time keeping close ties with other underage girls (who he jokingly referred to as girlfriends 1-4). after he gave this girl a miscarriage, he broke up with her. the reason for this was because he met about 4 of his girl's underage friends. the same night he broke up with her he told a new lil girl she was his. he eventually got with her, but supposedly they are done. the moral of the story: david thinks hes a pimp. . hes not. david thinks he gets pussy. . its underage. david thinks girls think hes sexy. . they feel bad for him. the only pussy david can get belongs to becca, and they are meant to be for life.  
P.S. i think david owes mat a big thank you for snuffing him in the face, breaking his glasses, and making all this underage love possible!