Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
When the cops came to investigate and see what happened,
They spotted their suspect-
It was a JewsBocks rappin.
They asked the JewsBocks,
"Whyd you push the egg off the brick?"
He simply explained that he was playing a trick.
He said hed try to fix him,
and he tried with all his might.He tried for so long,
until the day turned into night.
And when the sun came up
Just the very next day. .
He watched in shock and horror,
and to his dismay:
Humpty Dumpty started to cook
from the heat of the sun.
So he grabbed himself some ketchup,
and some cheese, and a bun.
That took care of his problem
of cleaning up the yolk.
And he was quite proud of himself
till he began to choke.
He felt like he was dying
and he was losing all his health.
So what more could he do?
He had to drink himself.
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