3.17.2011
3.15.2011
JewsBocks vs. Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
When the cops came to investigate and see what happened,
They spotted their suspect-
It was a JewsBocks rappin.
They asked the JewsBocks,
"Whyd you push the egg off the brick?"
He simply explained that he was playing a trick.
He said hed try to fix him,
and he tried with all his might.
He tried for so long,
until the day turned into night.
And when the sun came up
Just the very next day. .
He watched in shock and horror,
and to his dismay:
Humpty Dumpty started to cook
from the heat of the sun.
So he grabbed himself some ketchup,
and some cheese, and a bun.
That took care of his problem
of cleaning up the yolk.
And he was quite proud of himself
till he began to choke.
He felt like he was dying
and he was losing all his health.
So what more could he do?
He had to drink himself.
3.10.2011
30 Pictures [About] Me.
A picture of yourself with ten facts.
A picture of the cast from your favorite show.
A picture of your night.
A picture of your favorite memory.
A picture of a person you'd love to trade places with for a day.
A picture of your most treasured item.
A picture that makes you laugh.
A picture of the person who has gotten you through the most.
A picture of the person you've done the most fucked up things with.
A picture of something you hate.
A picture of something you love.
A picture of your favorite band or artist.
A picture of someone you could never imagine your life without.
A picture of something you want to do before you die.
A picture of someone who inspires you.
A picture of something that has made a huge impact on your life.
A picture of your biggest insecurity.
A picture of a letter.
A picture of somewhere you'd love to travel.
A picture of something you wish you could forget.
A picture of something you wish you were better at.
A picture of your favorite book.
A picture of something you wish you could change.
A picture of your day.
A picture of something that means a lot to you.
A picture of yourself and a family member.
A picture of something you're afraid of.
A picture that can always make you smile.
A picture of someone you miss.
- I Am Diagnosed With Manic-Depressive Disorder.
- People Call Me JewsBocks.
- Music Is Probably The Best Thing In My Life.
- I Am A Twin. . Believe It Or Not. . We Are TWO Separate People.
- I HATE People That Judge Based On Appearance Alone. ( I Get Judged Solely On This Daily).
- I Am A Cook. Probably Will Be For The Rest Of My Life.
- I Went To School For HVAC/P.
- I Sew. Im Not A Gay But I Make Creative Things By Doing This.
- I Rap. Sometimes Anyway. I Have A Lot Written Down That I Need To Record.
- I Have A Pierced Labret, A Pierced Eyebrow, And (2) Gauged [5/8] Earlobes. I Want A Lot Of Tattoos. . One Day
A picture of the cast from your favorite show.
A picture of your night.
A picture of your favorite memory.
A picture of a person you'd love to trade places with for a day.
A picture of your most treasured item.
A picture that makes you laugh.
A picture of the person who has gotten you through the most.
A picture of the person you've done the most fucked up things with.
A picture of something you hate.
A picture of something you love.
A picture of your favorite band or artist.
A picture of someone you could never imagine your life without.
A picture of something you want to do before you die.
A picture of someone who inspires you.
A picture of something that has made a huge impact on your life.
A picture of your biggest insecurity.
A picture of a letter.
A picture of somewhere you'd love to travel.
A picture of something you wish you could forget.
A picture of something you wish you were better at.
A picture of your favorite book.
A picture of something you wish you could change.
A picture of your day.
A picture of something that means a lot to you.
A picture of yourself and a family member.
A picture of something you're afraid of.
A picture that can always make you smile.
A picture of someone you miss.
3.06.2011
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