3.15.2011

JewsBocks vs. Humpty Dumpty



Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
When the cops came to investigate and see what happened,
They spotted their suspect-
It was a JewsBocks rappin.


They asked the JewsBocks,
"Whyd you push the egg off the brick?"
He simply explained that he was playing a trick.
He said hed try to fix him,
and he tried with all his might.
He tried for so long,
until the day turned into night.

And when the sun came up
Just the very next day. .
He watched in shock and horror,
and to his dismay:
Humpty Dumpty started to cook
from the heat of the sun.
So he grabbed himself some ketchup,
and some cheese, and a bun.


That took care of his problem
of cleaning up the yolk.
And he was quite proud of himself
till he began to choke.
He felt like he was dying
and he was losing all his health.


So what more could he do?
He had to drink himself.

3.10.2011

30 Pictures [About] Me.

A picture of yourself with ten facts.
Halloween At The Log House.
  • I Am Diagnosed With Manic-Depressive Disorder.
  • People Call Me JewsBocks.
  • Music Is Probably The Best Thing In My Life.
  • I Am A Twin. . Believe It Or Not. . We Are TWO Separate People.
  • I HATE People That Judge Based On Appearance Alone. ( I Get Judged Solely On This Daily).
  • I Am A Cook. Probably Will Be For The Rest Of My Life.
  • I Went To School For HVAC/P.
  • I Sew. Im Not A Gay But I Make Creative Things By Doing This.
  • I Rap. Sometimes Anyway. I Have A Lot Written Down That I Need To Record.
  • I Have A Pierced Labret, A Pierced Eyebrow, And (2) Gauged [5/8] Earlobes. I Want A Lot Of Tattoos. . One Day
A picture of you and the person you have been closest with the longest.
Mat & I.

A picture of the cast from your favorite show.
Oz.

A picture of your night.
Fight Night. (Like Always).

A picture of your favorite memory.
Building Model Cars With My Dad.

A picture of a person you'd love to trade places with for a day.
DJ Dan.

A picture of your most treasured item.
Ipod Classic 160GB. (Music Is My Life).

A picture that makes you laugh.
A Lil Funny.

A picture of the person who has gotten you through the most.
Me, Myself, And I.

A picture of the person you've done the most fucked up things with.
Bubbi Breau.

A picture of something you hate.
Nasty Cheese And Nasty Whales.

A picture of something you love.
Gummi Bears!

A picture of your favorite band or artist.
DJ Dieselboy.

A picture of someone you could never imagine your life without.
My Dad.

A  picture of something you want to do before you die.
Become A Chef.

A picture of someone who inspires you.
Chef Robert Irvine.

A picture of something that has made a huge impact on your life.
Pancreatic Cancer. (R.I.P. B.A.N.)

A picture of your biggest insecurity.
Bad Teeth.

A picture of a letter.
A Letter From My Father For My 16th Birthday.

A picture of somewhere you'd love to travel.
The United Kingdom.

A picture of something you wish you could forget.
Homeless.

A picture of something you wish you were better at.
Drawing.

A picture of your favorite book.
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest.

A picture of something you wish you could change.
Own/Rent My Own Apartment.

A picture of your day.
Worked/Cooked.


A picture of something that means a lot to you.
 
My Pinewood Derby Car My Father And I Built Together.

A picture of yourself and a family member.
Brother, Father, And I.

A picture of something you're afraid of.
Fuckin Gross. (I Was Too Scared To Put A Real Picture).

A picture that can always make you smile.
Abbi And I Sleepin.

A picture of someone you miss.
My Father.

3.06.2011

Sock Monkey Projects.

1st Project: Poppy.
2nd Project: Mico.

3rd Project: Chef Monkey.
Collaborative Monkeys.