11.30.2006

A Sad Story.

she was just a little baby, only three months old.
she was growin up alone, in a world so cold.
her lifes a sad story, but it must be told.
she was just a piece of clay formed from a precious mold.

abandoned by her mom, and her dad was in jail.
the odds were stacked against her, she was destined to fail.

she had no family, and she didnt have a friend.
she had no support, not a soul could lend.

in a life of sorrow, in a life of sin.
shed keep on knocking, but noone let her in.

she grew up doing things that only she knew how.
as in life, she kept on growing and shes older now.

she began selling weed, she began selling coke.
couldnt do it alone, so she began to smoke.

she sold her body. . to anyone that would buy.
and everyday she woke up just wanting to die.

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it got worse. her best friends in a hearse.
she became worried. she thought that shed go first.

and one day, as shes walkin the street,
she turns around to look cause she feels that heat.

she looks over her shoulder, and look who it is.
someone she didnt wanna see cause its the pigs.

they arrested her, lets make a long story short.
soliciting and selling, so she went to court.

a condition of release set by the counties clerk:
she had to get a test cause of her line of work.

a whole set of tests, lookin for stds.
when the news came back, she could barely believe.
she was told that she had a very bad disease.
and to her dismay, what she had was hiv.

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so this is life, you know ive said it before,
a girl with nothing, turns into a whore.

it happens every day, nothing we can do.
although i made this up, it could very well come true.

its a sad story, for a sad life,
and after she heard the news she picked up a knife.

cut into her veins, and felt that last bit of pain.
and when they found her, her whole life was a stain.

went all through life, not knowing what love is,
and it just so happens, it can end like this.

11.21.2006

Life.

yo this is life. . leave it or take it,
some people live forever and some people dont make it.
will you be true to yourself? or will you forsake it?
will you be your own person? or will you just fake it?

a lot of shits happened to me, im not proud.
im followed everywhere that i go by this cloud.
i aint afraid to die, and ill make this my vow.
ill do the best i can and ill make it somehow.

i know that shit happens, for a certain reason.
and life events can flip just like the changing of a season.
i will not take it lightly, and i will not be beaten.
ill take it as it comes, cause im not the devils cretin.

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chorus 2x
why do people die? why do people go?
i look up in the sky, i know theres more to know.
will i go to see god? or will i go to hell?
is this all a facade? time will only tell.

cause when i was little, i didnt have a care.
but now im grown, i have no home, and now im only there.
im stuck in the middle, and i know its not fair,
so ill reap what ive sown, when im caught in deaths stare.

people wanna act hard, always puttin up their guard.
people wanna act dumb, but theyll lose in lifes ransom.
people wanna act wack, cause theyre not hearin lifes soundtrack.
people wanna act a fool, forever stuck in this cesspool.

its time to get out. time to end all this sorrow.
when i bleed my veins out, theres no hopes for tomorrow.

if i do it on my own, if i let life take its course,
this bodys just a loan that you simply cant coerce.

we will all die, and thats a matter of fact,
and the day that you do, youre in the ground on your back.

the things that we do, and the people we are,
we must overcome, just to make it this far.
the trials we face, and the hardships we see,
we just fill up this space, cause thats how its meant to be.

chorus 2x

Mac & Cheese.

yo, guess who it is. .
its the jewsbocks yo,
comin with a new flow.

yo i flow every day and every night.
the only time i stop, is to get myself a bite.

i gotta eat it, while the beat hits, like the chair sits,
like the knife slits, like the track skips, like the bong rips.

im fo real, and i say it with a passion,
anyone who disagrees will get a face smackin.

gimme that shit, ill say thanks and please.
its so good, got to get down on my knees.

fuck smokin trees, fuck sniffin skis,
cause its all about that mac and cheese.

i want mine extra cheesy, that would just appease me.
it makes my stomach queasy, its so quick and easy.

mac and cheese is all i got, eat it right from the pot,
if i eat a lil, if i eat a lot.

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chorus
i be mixin in that milk and butter, not givin a fuck
if its straight from the fuckin cows udder.

mac and cheese is like no other,
if it was legal, mac and cheese would be my lover.

im bout to end this shit real simple and quick,
i got a date tonight. . this macs about to suck my dick.

thats my rap about cheese and macaroni,
my names Jewsy. . so now you know me. . homie.

11.12.2006

Sega Nutsack.



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Mother: Why, lil Johnny. . Where are you going??
Little Johnny: Im going up to my room to play with my nutsack, and give Bitchmouth a Cumshot!
Mother: Arent you proud of our boy?
Father: They grow up so fast, dont they?

11.09.2006

The Lord Talks To Becca.

Sheriffjewson: hey rebba.
rebba99: hey
Sheriffjewson: hi rebba.
rebba99: hi there
rebba99: how r u
Sheriffjewson: im well. and you rebba?
rebba99: im good
rebba99: and who is this?
Sheriffjewson: God.
Sheriffjewson: ive come to tell thou the Good News.
rebba99: um ok
rebba99: and the good news is what
Sheriffjewson: the news of the Lord. for i am the Lord.
rebba99: um good to talk to you then lord
rebba99: help me with my problems
rebba99: im looking to you for guidance
Sheriffjewson: thou shalt ask for My guidance My sweet child.
rebba99: oh my
rebba99: its always fun talking to one of you two boys
rebba99: why arent the two of you with your best friend david
Sheriffjewson: and the Good Lord said: charity suffereth long, and is kind. charity envieth not. charity vaunteth not itself.
Sheriffjewson: I shalt be back my good child.
rebba99: um but im getting off line
rebba99: sorry lord maybe we can talk another time
rebba99: or call me or something
Sheriffjewson: stay here or ye shall fear the wrath of thy Jesus Christ thou savior!
Sheriffjewson: this Lord does not know thine number.
rebba99: um but for how long will i be waiting
Sheriffjewson: five minutes. the Lord needs to answer prayers.
rebba99: um no the lord needs a cig
Sheriffjewson: and He said unto becky, it is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but YE have made it a den of thieves.
Sheriffjewson: thy will be right back.
rebba99: but lord i must go
rebba99: talk to you soon
Sheriffjewson: rebba, the sweet Lord is here. confess to Me, all thine sins.
Sheriffjewson: My child? are you ill?
Sheriffjewson: PIG!