Learn To Speak Correctly.

bookie- a cat
squishy- a cat that lives in the road
mini squishy- a kitten
tweak- "to flip out"
ahhh!- to get someones attention (see: ey!)
ey!- to get someones attention (see: ahhh!)
ho-do- hot dog
eekileakium- equilibrium
breafast- breakfast
akkahall- alcohol
tyrone- a black man
ewww- a term of disgust/ also a term of excitement
shu-up- shut up
num nums- food
call your mom- call your mom
got a problem shithead?- fuck you!
cigarmets- cigarettes
hock mocket- hot pocket
hab a good day- have a good day
hab an evening- have a good night
my ovaries hurt- something you say when people won't stop looking at you or another way to change the subject if you aren't interested (see call your mom)
yolanda- a black woman
lil slut- a vanessa
heelou- hi
jewsbocks- a jay
nabalie- a natalie
obnopscious- obnoxius

Owen!

i know owen too. i helped him deliver papers. hes a special guy. he said thank you to me too. that means im his friend. he told me his nuts or somethin hurt. i told him, "put your cream on them" he said, "youre really somethin boy". he doesnt wish his illness on anyone. and fuck condoms!-- no wait. . fuck without condoms. . they give you diseases apparently. david is a fuckin retard. thats what i was told at least. im not really sure though. he yells at fatty at 4 in the morning. if hes bored he should go to bed. fuckin retard. hes goin to the casino right now. thats bullshit, but not to be rude or anything. he didnt get his cigarettes cause he didnt have the money. what a retard. sleeping on the couch is bullshit.

Hate.

if i was fat i would sit on you.
i wouldnt be racist, you fuckin jew.
if your black or white, it doesnt matter.
ill pee on you to relieve my bladder.
im not ignorant, im not a jerk.
im releasing all my anger i get from work.
dont believe me? ask the dishes.
if i was a genie, i would disobey your wishes.
i dont care about you or anyone.
thats why the state wont give me a gun.
but its okay, and its all cool.
ill tell your mom shes a fuckin fool.
i represent everything that you hate.
but your just mad cause you cant get a date.
if you were cool, just like me.
you might go blind, you cannot see.

Rhyme Time.

would anyone even miss me if i was gone?
would anyone even care?
gone from earthly properties
no more pain; dispair
in a never ending struggle
i sometimes sit and wish
what if i was never here
would it be like this?
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come with me in ecstasy
take a trip and you will see
lets all dance, were in a trance
turn it up we, much enhance
what is real, what is illusion?
lasers and lights, a welcome intrusion
its for the thrill, dont need a pill
always moving, never still
the energy, we must increase
in tranquility, and in peace

Pobre Diabla.

_____pobre diabla_____

se dice que se te ha visto por la calle vagando llorando por un hombre que no vale un centavo pobre diabla, llora por un pobre diablo (eliel!) (pa' los bachateros!) pobre diabla. . . se dice que se te ha visto por la calle vagando llorando por un hombre que no vale un centavo pobre diabla, llora por un pobre diablo que no te valorizo nunca y que nunca lo hara que solo te hizo llorar pero tu lo amas que no te valorizo cuando con un beso te hechizo que solo te utilizo y hasta te embarazo pobre diabla. . . se dice que se te ha visto por la calle vagando llorando por un hombre que no vale un centavo pobre diabla, llora por un pobre diablo y se te ve llorar. . . llorar. . . solo llorar. . . llorar. . . ya no bailas mas. . . llorar. . . todo es llorar. . . llorar. . . pobre diabla. . . se dice que se te ha visto por la calle vagando llorando por un hombre que no vale un centavo pobre diabla, llora por un pobre diablo (eliel!) (pa' los de la bachata) tengo, tengo, tengo. . . tengo, tengo, tengo. . . tengo, tengo, tengo. . . tengo, tengo, tengo. . . (pa' los de monte cristi!) (pa' los tigres de la republica!) que no te valorizo nunca y que nunca lo hara que solo te hizo llorar pero tu lo amas que no te valorizo cuando con un beso te hechizo que solo te utilizo y hasta te embarazo, a ti pobre diabla. . . se dice que se te ha visto por la calle vagando llorando por un hombre que no vale un centavo pobre diabla, llora por mi que soy tu pobre diablo pobre diabla, llora por mi, yo soy tu pobre diablo pobre diabla, llora por mi, soy tu pobre diablo (eliel!) (tu sabes!) (pobre diabla!) tengo, tengo, tengo. . . (pobre diabla!) (pobre diabla!) tengo, tengo, tengo. . . tengo, tengo, tengo. . . tengo, tengo, tengo. . . tengo, tengo, tengo. . . don omar

Satellite.

Satellite

My love is like first steps in this snow, baby,
I follow you everywhere you go, baby.
The pain as light has come to wake you
But you will never realize
That I inspire the dreams that guide you baby.

You're a half a world away
But in my mind I whisper every single word you say.
And before you sleep at night
You pray to me, your lucky star, your singing satellite.

I follow the winds that bring the cold, baby,
I light a fire in your soul, baby.
The lightest touch of feathers falling
My love may be invisible
But I inspire the dreams that guide you, baby

You're a half a world away
But in my mind I whisper every single word you say.
And before you sleep at night
You pray to me, your lucky star, your singing satellite.

Would You Rather. . .

--extend the life of your favorite living person for five years -or- bring your favorite dead person back to life for five years?
--have the cia after you -or- have the mafia after you?
--be insulted publicly in a speech by a politician -or- in a song by a famous rapper?
--experience half the amount of emotional and physical pain in your daily life -or- experience twice the pleasure?
--walk up to a lion and punch it in the face -or- bitch slap a 17 year old gang member?
--be temporarily invisble -or temporarily invincible?

Rhyme Time (Again).

fuck this world, were all gonna die.
sometimes i sit and wonder why?
all the pain and tears we cry.
is it worth it, or just a lie?

in the end its all the same.
just a fucked up painful game.

try to sleep to kill the pain.
stop my mind to keep me sane.

it never works, its all still there.
i always knew life wasn't fair.
______________________________

i dont think you know what id do for you
all of the things id go through for you
all of the pain id endure for you
all of the hurt that weve both been through
despite everything, promised id stay true

now you say that you've found someone new
you've moved on, nothing more i can do
maybe its time that i found someone too
_____________________________________

what can i say?
i gave you away
everything we were
and now i have no cure

as i sit here, amid my tears
my mind's consumed with many fears
will i be with you again?
will this pain ever end?

you were my whole life
you could have been my wife

i try to pretend youre gone
the choice i made i fear is wrong

nothing i can do
but sit and think of you

The Things We Do.

living

loving

crying
sighing
lying
trying
flying
buying

caring
daring
sharing
staring

healing
feeling
stealing
dealing

leaving
grieving

hurting
flirting

trusting
lusting

yelling
telling
smelling

dreaming
screaming

dying

Sleep.

sleep to shut off my mind. hoping i will find: something better, something more. wondering for today, whats in store. although sleep gives some peace, certain things will never cease. hoping today will be good. but then again, i wonder why it would.

Coke With Lime Is Where Its At.

nothings right.
nothings the way it should be.
everything is wrong.
nothing works for me.
everyday i worry.
everyday im sad.
why is life so hard?
why is life so bad?

keep on trying, to no avail.
my life is stagnant, my life is stale.
give it more time, it should be fine.
these problems that i face are only mine.

Love.

i love you like trees love rain.
i love you like lobsters love maine.

i love you like people love air.
i love you like heads love hair.

i love you like paper loves pens.
i love you like roosters love hens.

i love you like cars love gas.
i love you like catholics love mass.

i love you like cigars love lighters.
i love you like we love all nighters.

i love you like bears love honey.
i love you like gerard loves money.

i love you like rebecca loves math.
i love you like you love a bath.

i love you like churches love bells.
i love you like noses love smells.

i love you like cows love hay.
im glad when i see you everyday.

i love you like a hand loves a glove.
ill just give you all my love.

without you, things wouldn't be right.
id have noone to talk to, when im up all night.

i love you like a hinge loves a door.
just so you know, i love you more!